OREC FILE #1, Jumps making 2006, Gregory Lynne (Okato) on Picassa:
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Monday, April 11, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Information On The Oxford Road Event Centre, For the YouTubers
About The Oxford Road Event Centre:
The Oxford Road Event Centre is in the small coastal township of Okato in Taranaki, New Zealand. There are 10 Areas in the Centre; 'Oxford Road Event Centre 1: BMX The Jumps', 'Oxford Road Event Centre 2: Bom Fire Site', 'Oxford Road Event Centre 3: The Lawn',' OREC 4 Garden 1', 'OREC 5 Garden 2 and Shed', 'OREC 6: The Game Lab' 'OREC 7: Motor Centre', 'OREC 8: The Chop' , 'OREC 9: Pond Site' 'OREC 10: Pool'
About Each Of The Sites: BMX The Jumps
Est. in 2006, The Jumps has always been a popular site for the teens of Okato. It's often packed full of great bikers and others watching on and chilling out. There were 2 tracks but there are fears that The Jumps are on their last legs.
Bom Fire Site
The Bom Fire Site was est well before the Bentons and Lynnes arrived there. There is know exact recorded time it first was used, all we know is it's still used today. Everyone loves going down to see stuff burn!
The Lawn
The Lawn is perhaps the most recognised of the sites. It has played host for the Badminton Champs for the past 3 years. Otherwise The Lawn is used for Fireworks Displays, Parties and Soccer/Rugby games. Back in 2005 The Lawn was a popular place for 'Skidding' using your bike.
Garden 1
This site is perhaps one of Dianne Benton's most prized. It is where she grows fruit and vegies. It is also where the famous Glass House is situated.
Garden 2 And Shed
Vegies and Fruit galore! There is even a nearby paddock with sheep and cows. If your not in to them you can feed the chickens!
The Game Lab
Otherwise known as 'The Lounge'. Although of late it has been come to known as 'The Game Lab' as it welcomed the 'X-BOX' in late 2010. Other than that it is a popluar place for the whole family to settle down and watch Coro.
The Motor Centre
Once Gregory Lynne's most prized site. It is where the Motor Bikes are situated and all the tools you need to fix your Bike and more. The Motor Centre also includes a Freezer and some great Artwork.
The Chop
Probably the most saddest of the sites. This is where the Chickens that live their life here come to die, weather it means it is sick, not laying eggs, or we want a good feed. On a brighter side of 'The Chop' it is often where baby Lambs spend their first days (if they have lost their mother), you can even feed them.
Pond Site
The Pond Site is simply classical. It has a wonderful pond with Fish, Frogs, Dragonflies, and Boatmen. There are many trees around the pond and another beautiful Garden. Perhaps the most romantic and peacful of the sites.
The Pool
The Pool is visable from 'The Lawn'. Not far from the Pool is a Tramp. The Pool is only used in Summer, you can relax and swim in The Pool. It's also a popular place for Water Rugby and Volleyball.
The Oxford Road Event Centre is an amazing place. There is always a bed waiting for you!
For more information and updates on 'The Oxford Road Event Centre' stay tuned.
The Oxford Road Event Centre is in the small coastal township of Okato in Taranaki, New Zealand. There are 10 Areas in the Centre; 'Oxford Road Event Centre 1: BMX The Jumps', 'Oxford Road Event Centre 2: Bom Fire Site', 'Oxford Road Event Centre 3: The Lawn',' OREC 4 Garden 1', 'OREC 5 Garden 2 and Shed', 'OREC 6: The Game Lab' 'OREC 7: Motor Centre', 'OREC 8: The Chop' , 'OREC 9: Pond Site' 'OREC 10: Pool'
About Each Of The Sites: BMX The Jumps
Est. in 2006, The Jumps has always been a popular site for the teens of Okato. It's often packed full of great bikers and others watching on and chilling out. There were 2 tracks but there are fears that The Jumps are on their last legs.
Bom Fire Site
The Bom Fire Site was est well before the Bentons and Lynnes arrived there. There is know exact recorded time it first was used, all we know is it's still used today. Everyone loves going down to see stuff burn!
The Lawn
The Lawn is perhaps the most recognised of the sites. It has played host for the Badminton Champs for the past 3 years. Otherwise The Lawn is used for Fireworks Displays, Parties and Soccer/Rugby games. Back in 2005 The Lawn was a popular place for 'Skidding' using your bike.
Garden 1
This site is perhaps one of Dianne Benton's most prized. It is where she grows fruit and vegies. It is also where the famous Glass House is situated.
Garden 2 And Shed
Vegies and Fruit galore! There is even a nearby paddock with sheep and cows. If your not in to them you can feed the chickens!
The Game Lab
Otherwise known as 'The Lounge'. Although of late it has been come to known as 'The Game Lab' as it welcomed the 'X-BOX' in late 2010. Other than that it is a popluar place for the whole family to settle down and watch Coro.
The Motor Centre
Once Gregory Lynne's most prized site. It is where the Motor Bikes are situated and all the tools you need to fix your Bike and more. The Motor Centre also includes a Freezer and some great Artwork.
The Chop
Probably the most saddest of the sites. This is where the Chickens that live their life here come to die, weather it means it is sick, not laying eggs, or we want a good feed. On a brighter side of 'The Chop' it is often where baby Lambs spend their first days (if they have lost their mother), you can even feed them.
Pond Site
The Pond Site is simply classical. It has a wonderful pond with Fish, Frogs, Dragonflies, and Boatmen. There are many trees around the pond and another beautiful Garden. Perhaps the most romantic and peacful of the sites.
The Pool
The Pool is visable from 'The Lawn'. Not far from the Pool is a Tramp. The Pool is only used in Summer, you can relax and swim in The Pool. It's also a popular place for Water Rugby and Volleyball.
The Oxford Road Event Centre is an amazing place. There is always a bed waiting for you!
For more information and updates on 'The Oxford Road Event Centre' stay tuned.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Celebrity Dead Funny
Sara is back at the graveyard for yet another interview. This time its with the ever so lovely, ever so caring and of course ever so controversial- Micheal Jackson!
Surprisingly Micheal was very happy to be able to talk to someone. So much in fact Sara had hardly time to open her mouth:
Sara: So M...
MJ: Jezzz about time someone came.
MJ: Jezzz about time someone came.
MJ: So is everyone in the world stopped wars/
Sara: No Mr.Jackson.
Sara: No Mr.Jackson.
MJ: Oh for god sake you people!
Sara: You didn't do anything.
MJ: I didn't do anything?! I didn't do anything?! Are nuts or are you just Canadian?
Sara: You didn't do anything.
MJ: I didn't do anything?! I didn't do anything?! Are nuts or are you just Canadian?
Sara: I'm Canadian.
MJ: You Canadians. You know if I wasn't African American growing up in those harsh old days I would have ran for president and would have attacked ya'l Canadians.
Sara: But Mr.Jackson I thought you were a strong believer in world peace?
Sara: But Mr.Jackson I thought you were a strong believer in world peace?
MJ: Money is sweeter.
Sara: Oh right I've heard quite enough here!
So sorry but Sara had to leave this interview. She then went on to interview Gandhi... that didn't go down well at all. In fact it was identical to the Micheal Jackson interview.
Sara: Oh right I've heard quite enough here!
So sorry but Sara had to leave this interview. She then went on to interview Gandhi... that didn't go down well at all. In fact it was identical to the Micheal Jackson interview.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
BREAKING NEWS, NEWS BEAT FROM OKATONLINE ONE
THIS FROM THE BBC (www.bbc.co.uk)
South Korea says it has returned fire after North Korea fired around 200 artillery shells at one of its border islands, reportedly killing one marine.
South Korea says it has returned fire after North Korea fired around 200 artillery shells at one of its border islands, reportedly killing one marine.The South's military was placed on its highest non-wartime alert after the shells landed on Yeonpyeong island.
North Korea has not yet commented on the incident, in which three marines and two civilians were also injured.
Correspondents say this is one of the most serious since the Korean War ended without a peace treaty in 1953.
There have been occasional cross-border clashes since, but the latest incident comes at a time of rising regional tension.
North Korea's reclusive leader Kim Jong-il is believed to be ill and trying to engineer the succession of his youngest son. And on Saturday, North Korea showed off what it claimed was a new uranium enrichment facility - potentially giving it a second route to a nuclear weapon.
The move prompted the US special representative for North Korea, Stephen Bosworth, to rule out the resumption of six-party talks on resolving the nuclear issue.
South Korean presidential spokesman Kim Hee-jung also said it was investigating a possible link between the artillery attack and recent maritime exercises near the western sea border earlier on Tuesday.
It also comes just over a month after North Korean leader Kim Jong-il's youngest son, Kim Jong-un, was appointed to senior political and military posts, fuelling speculation that he was being prepared to succeed him.
'Illegal firing'A spokesman for South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said North Korean artillery shells had started falling in the waters off the island of Yeonpyeong at 1434 (0534 GMT). Some landed directly on the island.
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING N-
READ THE FULL DEVELOPING STORY AT THIS URL:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11818005. LOOK UNDER 'ILLEGAL FIRING' TO READ THE UNCOVERED BY NEWS BEAT. UPDATE SOMETIME TOMORROW AND ON OUR FACEBOOK. THIS STORY IS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT. BUILDINGS ARE STILL ON FIRE AND ARE SPREADING OUT OF CONTROL. SOUTH KOREA HAVE MADE THREATS. THAT IS ALL WE KNOW AT THIS TIME ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. LATEST ON MINE DISASTER: 2nd ROBOT ARRIVES FROM PERTH.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
V- The Bill Guy Story
Hey guys. Yes I've found some more Aliens. I found out for the first time ever Doctor Who was an alien. Oh my god he looks like a human. I know Doctor Who is real. He came to me last night when I was in bed and said 'I am real'. Yeah I know I'm right. Have you got a problem with that? Punk.
The picture on this article is my latest Alien. Case no.366. 
Friday, November 19, 2010
Dead Funny Omnibus On Saturday
Vancouver, BC, Canada, 11.37PM. Setting: stormy night at Canada TV6 where a meeting has just started.
TV6 Boss: Mr.D? What a fail. We need something fresh...
TV6 Diana: Osama?
Sara waits in till she has a reading. By 5.09AM she has 1 dead person online:
TV6 Boss: Mr.D? What a fail. We need something fresh...
TV6 Diana: Osama?
Boss: No
TV6 Daniel: Fatty boom booms
Boss: No fatty
TV6 Sara: Dead people- Hhahahahah.
Boss: Perfect!
Boss: Perfect!
Sara: I was joking
Boss: Since you came up with it, off you go.
Setting: Small town out of Vancouver. Sara and her mic.
Using special Al Qaeda technology worth over $6,000,000 USA, Sara is able to set up a special network for the dead to be interviewed using a Al Qaeda membership netbook. It usually takes 2-6 hours, as the dead are quite often asleep. Meanwhile a India company called ISSTC (India Super Secret Techno Centre) is trying to keep the dead permanently awake (active without moving or being zombies) using the power of the sun and the energy of one cup of coffee made by a TV3 presenter. Also IEMSTC (Indian Even More Secret Techno Centre) is trying to make the dead more calm when in awake mode by playing a variety of John Lennon's greatest hits.
Boss: Since you came up with it, off you go.
Setting: Small town out of Vancouver. Sara and her mic.
Using special Al Qaeda technology worth over $6,000,000 USA, Sara is able to set up a special network for the dead to be interviewed using a Al Qaeda membership netbook. It usually takes 2-6 hours, as the dead are quite often asleep. Meanwhile a India company called ISSTC (India Super Secret Techno Centre) is trying to keep the dead permanently awake (active without moving or being zombies) using the power of the sun and the energy of one cup of coffee made by a TV3 presenter. Also IEMSTC (Indian Even More Secret Techno Centre) is trying to make the dead more calm when in awake mode by playing a variety of John Lennon's greatest hits.
Sara waits in till she has a reading. By 5.09AM she has 1 dead person online:
Sara chats to her dead person by using a Facebook like chat. Heres how it went:
Sara: What sort of person were you during your lifetime?
Sara: What sort of person were you during your lifetime?
Dead Man Jack: Fat. I ate McDonalds every day. I was 31 when I died. That was 20 years ago, my mum is still up that house you can see up that hill...
Sara looks up at the nearest hill to see a dark house with a little bit of light just lighting the farms below.
Dead Man Jack: That darkness you can see is my mum. She hasn't moved there since I died.
Sara: Whats it like being dead?
Dead Man Jack: It's OK I guess. No more heart attacks constantly. A hey hey hey.
Sara looks up at the nearest hill to see a dark house with a little bit of light just lighting the farms below.
Dead Man Jack: That darkness you can see is my mum. She hasn't moved there since I died.
Sara: Whats it like being dead?
Dead Man Jack: It's OK I guess. No more heart attacks constantly. A hey hey hey.
Sara: Fat Albert?
Dead Man JACK: No JACK.
Sara: Oh yeah.
DMJ: Dumbo
Sara: Any down sides?
DMJ: Yeah it's kinda hot down here in my coffin. I awaiting my train to either Heaven, Hell or new life.
Sara: How long till you go?
Sara: How long till you go?
DMJ: Well, there was a guy called Joe who was next to me for a while. He left 5 years ago to heaven. He'd been down there 50 years. So 50 years till I go.
Sara: Where is the train?
DMJ: If I look past my feet I can see a underground subway station. Thats where I last saw Joe.
Sara: A Underground station?
DMJ: You living people cant see it.
DMJ: You living people cant see it.
Sara: So how is being dead different than being one of the living.
DMJ: I cant feel. and I can see about 97% more than humans. I can also watch a video of my life on this mini screen down here.
Sara: How do you communicate at night?
Sara: How do you communicate at night?
DMJ: Well, when you've got people around you, like little Matthew who was 4 when he died, you can chat to them. Poor old Matthew is in a very sad position he only died last year. It's really hard living without your mummy. Sometimes I sing to him to make him better. But in other cases we have a small meeting hall for all the dead in this graveyard to attend, it's underground near the station. About 80 people of 90 in the graves attend. There's also Sunday Church for the Christians and a University for the young ones that have a desire for learning.
Sara: Thanks so much Jack.
Sara: Thanks so much Jack.
DMJ: Thank you Sara. And look out for old MJ, he's most active at night.
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